FanMail
hate entries

(Updated by popular demand!)

Well, Stillbourne fans...this page is dedicated to you. I realize it's been a while since I've posted up any new hate mail messages, but I have decided to keep it going by popular demand. (I know you guys can't get enough of those damn greeners!) Stillbourne appreciates the real fans that keep up with the site to see if it has been updated. We have received so many hate guestbook entries and mail it's ridiculous. And apparently people still don't know how to type or use a spell check. (C'mon...how difficult is it?!) Some entries are fake...from people who hope to see it posted on this section of the page. There is a way I can tell if messages are bogus or not. Nevertheless, here are some of the real ones:

Name: Stillbourne sucks (removed)
Website: Stillbourne sucks
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Stilllbournesucksville, Stillbournesucks
Time: 2000-05-07 11:37:05
Comments: You guys suck more than a french whore!why cant you be more original? i hear riffs from fear factory slayer. the few times i saw you, you sucked so much...let me recall these shows, Spiders Web god damn you sucked... Cafe Eclipse, HAHA that was a joke!!!!and hmmm lets see you playing Derrypalooza is a joke cuz guess what every other band diserves to play except you!!!!Flynet and comadose can kick your ass anyday!!!!!!! i know bands who have way better stage presence also!! what the hell is yours?? lights and a banner what makes you think you some descendent of Ozzy? Just cuz you ripp off riffs from him? Hell no! you gotta JUMP!!!! not have a singer who flops and wiggles around!!! god damn he's jiggly!!!!!wow my suggestion along w/ a lot of others, AS YOU CAN SEE!!!! is to work on more stage prescences and originality before you play again!!! thank you!!!

(my response)
goodnight! this one is too easy! let's see now...first this guy thinks SB sucks worse than a french whore...implying he apparently has sodomy performed to him by one every other night. he also claims SB doesn't deserve to play @ derrypalooza because their stage presence is bad. hey--how about if we take the only chic in the band and have her play the next 5 shows nude? then will SB deserve to play in derrypalooza? excuse me, "chris loder"....yes you...sitting @ your fancy computer all white knuckled around your mouse. who are you to tell anyone what's original and what isn't? who pissed in your cheerios? oh yes...i love that comment about the singer who flops and wiggles around on stage. STOP SCOPING OUT THE LEAD SINGER, YOU FAG! Stillbourne don't swing that way, buddy. take that shit back to cape cod.

Name: My Name Remains Insane (removed)
Website: Lick Ballz Be-otch
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: I Dunno, but your from an enormous load I blew in your moms nasty, smelly, sloppy pussy
-how nice
Time: 2000-04-26 09:43:40
Comments: Y'all are even bigger homo's than i remember. hey eric, how long have you liked hatebreed......two weeks?! and cave in.....new or old? nicole's always been cool, but all the guys are worst than the goddamned backdoor boys, you monkey-fucking aids epidemic staring homo's. and as you guys had said kill all the queers, do us all a favor and put those words of wisdom to use, and kill yourself, you may have individual talents, but as long as you rip-off fear factory, pantera, static-x, slayer (as everyone does), you'll continue to suck. even so i think if you stopped you'd still be a bunch of bitch-asses. i hope when you become as big as reveille, your tour bus crashes into godsmacks and kills both of you rip-off artis-wait had to stop myself from associating you with a word such as artists, you can't be artists if you're not being creative. if you're going to continue to rip-off bands you should at least rip-off good ones, and do it more subtly. alright later. peace, war, and die you fucking fag-whores. p.s. shawn and kevin have butt-sex while pip watches and masturbates cuz no one not even them want to touch him, dirty fucking half-habib-akmed towel-head boy

(my response)
it's funny how you no-talent, uneducated greeners never knock on the chics in the bands, but you'll persist on insulting everyone else instead. you even went out of your way to mention someone was "cool"....whatever that means. first off, let me point out that nicole is taken--so don't even waste your time with petty side compliments. second, why don't you do a little more research before accusing Stillbourne of, as you put it: "ripping off fear factory, pantera, etc." please do us all a favor; don't get inspirations confused with role models. you're not dealing with wanna-bees here. you're dealing with real musicians with real talent...something you may never understand.

Name: You're really unfunny (removed)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-07-28 00:02:19
Comments: First off I'd like to say I don't like Stillbourne. However I'm not going to continue with insults because that would be gay, much like the person who runs the hatemail section. I don't know what's worse, you get so much hate mail that you had to add a section or that you haven't got anything better to do then come up with bad comebacks to peoples opinions. you are completely pathetic. you're probably going to put this on the hate mail section and attempt to come up with intelligent responses like the one to the czar about dropping out of high school, or the one where you tried to turn the insults from mike back at him. I love comedy and if I ever met you in real life I would beat the living shit out of you much like you do with jokes. You kill plenty of humor on this page. Too bad that's all you can do (besides suck your own cock. Oh wow, I can almost picture your response. Maybe if you're lucky some nutless guest will defend you. God knows that they are too 'tough' to stand up to me in real life).

(my response)
wow, man...you actually pissed me off with this entry. i just got done proving to someone that i could resolve conflicts without resorting to violence. yet here you are threatening me online. who's a hypocrite now? still, i can tell you're someone who will get a kick out of seeing something you wrote posted in the hatemail section of our page. (thus increasing the chances of another greener revisiting a band's page of whom he hates.) so my advice to you....unplug your computer...go enjoy a big bowl of brown...and think about it; ask yourself "if SilverCooL didn't maintain the SB hatemail section, would people still waste their existance writing useless comments in the guestbook?" by the way, God is also aware of the fact that it only takes me a couple minutes of my time to respond to these. it takes you more time to come back and read the entire hatemail page. get a new hobbee...and don't forget to use the shampoo bottle this time...LoL!

Name: Im w/ #142
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-07-28 11:44:44
Comments: Hey he's right, all of you are a bunch of pussies! all this online bullshit...its fuckin dumb i'll take your whole faggot cock sucking band on at the Antics show..I fucking hate metal...i especially hate Insayne..they fucked w/ my band..Hard Cores the way of life mother fuckers sXe IS LIFE!!!!! Ill fucking see you pansies at antics...BE READY TO FIGHT YOU FAGS!!!!

(my response) fight?? what are you going to bash us all over the head with your guitar or something? this is battle of the bands, freak--not the civil war. if it's a fight you're looking for, go back to your karate kid lessons with mr miagi...and make sure you drink plenty of brisk ice tea!

Name: mike (removed)
Website: STILLBOURNE SUCKS
Referred by: Signing another Guestbook
From: STILLBOURNE LAND
Time: 1999-07-08 16:50:59
Comments: I JUS WANTED TO TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THAT STILLBOURNE EATS SHIT THEY LITERALLY EAT SHIT IM SO BORED RIGHT NOW I HEARD SHAUN THE DRUMMER EATS COCK AND DRINKS HIS OWN CUM.........AND THAT COAT KID ERIC THE SINGER EATS IT WITH HIM, I MEAN MY GOD HOW SHITTY CAN A BAND REALLY GET!!!!!!!!!! THEY BLOW! THEY MIGHT AS WELL SUCK A HORSES DICK CUZ ITS THE ONLY TALENT THEY HAVE!!!!!AND GOD?? WHATS WITH THE GAY BASSIST! I HEARD HE IS BI BECAUSE IM FRIENDS WITH HIS BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!! HE IS A HOMO! HE TAKES IT UP THE ASS AT LEAST ONCE A DAY! THEN EATS HIS OWN SHIT.........ITS REALLY NASTY, but anywayz stillbourne can suck a big cock

(my response)
nah, that's ok dude....you can finish it up.

Name: The Czar (removed)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Manchester
Time: 1999-06-28 12:44:09
Comments: Gee, man you suck. you know whats even more pathetic then your band, the most pathetic thing is that people accualy listen to this crap. I saw you guys at the battle of the bands and you got your ass kicked by everyband in there. You guys suck at heavy metal, your lyrics are lame, simplistic shit. And your music is so unoriginal that you never in your right mind get a record deal. be more original make some good music for once. By the way your comebacks on the hatemail section are lame. they all suck.

(my response)
i hope you get beaten senseless in a moshpit....man. if you didn't appreciate my comments on hate mail, why didn't you have the balls to email me yourself, you coward? at least my email addy is posted clear as day on the website. (see what jealousy can do folks?) what's the matter--dropping out of highschool got you limited to senseless accusations and cowardly insults? dine on the fire-blazing metal which churns on our site, then surf your ass outta here, freak!

Note: of all the comments we've received from manchester, all have been cool...until this guy. i suppose there are even greeners in §tillbourne's hometown.

Name: JaBlowme (removed)
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From:
Time: 1999-06-28 12:25:40
Comments: WHY DO YOU SUCK SO DAMN BADLY! WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE SATCHMO BROWN OR ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GOOD BANDS. ALL YOU ARE GOOD AT IS TAKING IT UP THE ASS FROM YOUR FANS. BY THE WAY WHY DON'T YOU WRITE DOWN SOME OF YOUR SOME LYRICS LIKE THE ONE WHERE YOU JUST GO "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" OR "RAHGHGHGHHHHGHHGHHH!" OH WAIT THAT WOULD BE ALL OF YOUR SONGS. NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO START A STUPID BAND WHY DON'T YOU JUST JOIN UP WITH NAKED THOUGHTS.

(my response)
FYI- we don't post our lyrics (which by the way, consist of more than just yelling and screaming) up because they have not yet been officially copywritten. maybe you'd like to email the band directly and send us some better lyrics rather than wasting precious mega-space in our guestbook. and if you hate us so much, why did you bother to listen to all of our songs just to decide they suck?

Name: Vin (removed)
Website:
Referred by: From a Web Ring
From: VIRGINIA
Time: 1999-06-02 12:52:01
Comments: YOU SUCK!!! PiP SUCKS ASS HE IS A FAG. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAD HIM IN VIRGINIA. HE WAS LOOSE, VERY LOOSE AT THAT. THE REST OF THE BAND IS COOL, BUT PiP BLOWS GOATS. LITERALLY.

(my response)
sometimes, people tell us things just to get noticed on the §tillbourne website. but there's more to that story about you and pip, isn't there? when you said pip blows goats, you were one of those goats, weren't you? shh...it's ok. a lot of fags are just starting to come out of the closet. you don't have to hide your sexual obsession any longer. there's an old saying...what is it; "once you go gay, forever you shall stay." that must have been really hard for you to write all the way from virginia just to tell us that in our guestbook. unfortunately, i don't think pip is interested in your generous offer any more. aww...cheer up, you'll find another man soon--i promise. shh...there, there. shh...it's ok....can i offer you some warm milk?

Name: (this time, he finally had the courtesy to email me straight forward)
To: silverxcool@hotmail.com
subject: hey
Date: Wed, 2 Jun 1999 08:28:25 EDT
Comments: i like the new section but i dont however like the part where a person(you) who barely even knows me talks shit about me, a member of the band whos page it is. if you have any problems with me then you are very wierd cuz you barely know me, i have talked to you very very little and never insulted you or any of the sort. have a nice day

(my response)
it's still amazing. of the few times i've talked to you, you've still managed to try to get under my skin. i'm not sure which is worse--you criticizing my relationship with my girlfriend, or your supreme arrogance. i don't find it all that weird (not wierd...i got it) me and many others have a problem with you. but if that still isn't enough reason, then i don't know what is.

Name: (this is the first part of the entry)
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Nashua
Time: 1999-05-21 17:24:21
Comments: I would have to say that stillbourne kicks royal big fat ass. I have been to many of there concerts. Pip is 1 hot person, hehehe i am just kidding i am not gay. only the weekends jk I very much dislike this person they call kelly the band slut, and feel she has a big mouth and should be banned from all the shows. Thanks Al You guys kick ass

Name: (her response to the above) - removed
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: londonderry
Time: 1999-05-21 21:26:44
Comments: first off...im not a "slut" and if you have something to say about me at least have the decency to say it to me..stop beng a prick whoever you are...and grow some balls... kelly

(my response)
hmm..are you sure you're not a slut? i don't think telling the truth about someone classifies them as being a prick. and another thing, you're one to talk about this guy not sending this message directly to you, considering you didn't have the decency to email this guy personally and keep this junk out of our guestbook. keep your sex life off our site--they've got 900 numbers for that.

Name: (same chic as before) - removed
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From: Londonderry
Time: 1999-05-29 11:52:29
Comments: hey whats up stillbourne?!?! you guys rock and ill miss your awesome shows for the next month while you take your break..but i have your cd so i think can hold off on seeing you guys...ill be awaiting your amazing return...good luck!! and by the way...when you "FINALLY GET SOME PUSSY" you shouldnt announce it on the stillbourne guestbook...neither should your friends....its rude...no one wants to read that...not me anyways...and it shouldnt be congradulated b-cuz its not a mission (for some of us anyways) it comes from love...usually...and there is no need for that..seriously..have some class tony....

(my response)
i can tell that this chic is either (a) jealous that she didn't get any pussy herself this weekend or (b) mad because her ex-boyfriend was the one who got pussy and she doesn't want to hear about her competition. i feel your pain, lady. but i doubt anyone else in here cares. can i offer you a professional therapist's number?

Name: (some guy)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: new hampshire
Time: 1999-05-26 20:25:02
Comments: Stillbourne sucks!! I'm fucking kidding of course, they rock. Hope you guys get signed and all that good shit. kevin, you better put me in the "thanks" part of your book. And....CONGRATS ON FINALLY GETTING SOME PUSSY!!! later.

(my response)
next time, send a postcard dude. we appreciate the gratitude, but they have telephones for this sort of thing.

Name: (removed)
Website: Stillbourne
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Nashua, NH
Time: 1999-05-25 08:01:24
Comments: Hello again, i am amazed at how much this has become a pip hating grounds, people must make the guestbook that is for the world eyes a place to tell people how much they hate me, i dont care if people dont like me, i kind of enjoy it, but dont try to turn the world against me, thats not right. if you have a problem with me, tell me, not stillbourne. and as for me signing the guestbook, i sign it when there is something that needs to be said about the band or people that sign the book. as for mike boisvert, i dont hate him, i dont like him, he is just another person in the world, i have respect for him and his bands, but im not going to have him exagerating about what i say. And if you have a problem with this signing tell me in email, PIPBASSSB@AOL.COM. thank you. and as for that kid wanting to fight me, i dont even know who you are, and i dont know of anyone that i want to fight. And this is of no disrespect to insayne, but the members of that band have signed there page a lot more than i have signed ours

(my response)
next time, take your own advice dude. they have email for this, so use it. and might i add that it's about time some one from the moshpit decided to put you in your place. you say you don't care if no one likes you, but deep down that means you really do. i sense hostility--go with your feelings. vent, yell, scream, shout, do whatever you want. go ahead and blow your load, but don't do it here. you make the band look bad by continuing to sign the guestbook. so my advice to you is...start a message board (if you ever learn html) and speak your piece all you want. or maybe you can get your own radio show after the band becomes unprofitable.

Name: Cynic (removed)
Website: my favorite band
Referred by: AOL
From: look behind you!
Time: 1999-05-24 19:42:27
Comments: i believe i speak for everyone when i say "PIP SUCKS!" he needs to get an attitude adjustment. one person already told off that mr. rogers guy who, by the way, is a coward for having a secret identity. at least i have an email address you guys can find me at. but it won't make any difference. i could kick your ass any day of the week, pip. i'm callin you out, mo-fo! i'm not talkin battle of the bands. i'm talkin you and me! i got your number...come find me. BEEEOOOOOTTTCCCCHHHH!!!!

(my response)
i hate to sound clichè here, but 'get a life'! you can't threaten someone online. (even if he is an asshole). this is the kind of thing that makes you look worse than the guy you're insulting.

Name: (removed)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-05-24 18:25:22
Comments: Ok listen, everyone bitches about how Insayne and Stillbourne hate each other..well i guess for some in both bands its true...I get bitched at for signing this guestbook..Well not now..The only person i dislike in Stillbourne is Pip. Im sorry Pip, but i find you annoying, and now i will tell you the reasons... 1. All you do is talk about how Stillbournes this good and that ur gonna play here and there..well Dude, yes you guys are good but not the greates t and neither are my two bands i dont go preaching about my band saying we kik major ass. yes i think both bands are good yet i dont have an EGO!! 2. Your Incredibly annoying and that my friend, is not very appealing to some people. and if you would like to bitch me out about this Pip , you know my number as for anyone else email me at MeGoInsayne@Hotmail.com

(my response)
awesome dude!! now everyone will get your number from pip and call you to tell you how cool you are. is this an invitation to a blood bath or what?

Name: (removed)
Website:
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From:
Time: 1999-05-24 15:07:59
Comments: hey Stillbourne....STOP SIGNING YOUR DAMN GUESTBOOK!!!! One of you made your god damn point about Mr Rogers but then some one else wrote something FUCKING WHO CARES!!!!!! Its so annoying when people from the band fucking sign THEIR guestbook! It's Pathetic and having people in the band (Pip) beg people to sign the guestbook is fuckin desperate GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(my response)
i can't believe it...someone actually took the time to write "don't sign your own guestbook!" and they didn't even have the courage to leave their email address here. hahaha--it kills me!

Name: (removed....again!)
Website: Stillbourne
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: Nashua, Not manchester so i guess that im not in a
Time: 1999-05-24 08:08:59
Comments: well well well, im not pissed at the fact that some person wrote something bad about our band in the guestbook, no, not at all, sorry that we cant please everybody, thats not how it works, what upsets me is the fact that people can be so iggnorant as to sign the guestbook saying something bad about the band without backing it up or even putting an email address, so that we can email him and ask him why it is that he thinks we suck, and how can you say that "real": metal comes only from a city full of preps and poseurs? i am confused, i was aware that manchester was a forgive me, "black" town where people listen to rap and stand in the middle of the cumberland farms parking lot, waiting for there friend to pick them up, and eating a stolen slim jim. Now dont take this as me disrespecting every band from manchester, i am not, there are lots of awesome bands from manchester, but also lots of bad ones. I agree with eric about you saying that music comes form a place, the only place metal comes from is the mind of the writer, not the city that the writer lives in. If you are in a band then please sign my guestbook again and tell me where you are playing so that i can go check out the "manchester" sound, you act as though manchester is the next crappy seattle, its not. Well seattle sucked any way. well i am through wasting my time, sign the page again and tell us why you dont like us and maybe youll get a bit of respect, you 50 year old child mallester you. Wont you be my neighbor?

(my response)
no thanks, dude! if i was your neighbor, i'd either take my next shower with an electric toaster oven, or i'd come over your house and shoot you in the head nine times. either way gives me a reason to move into a trailer park and live in seclusion with the rest of the white trailer trash.

Name: (removed)
Website: real metal in nh comes from manchester
Referred by: Just Surfed On In
From: mutha fucka manchvegas
Time: 1999-05-20 19:09:26
Comments: fuck you guys suck really i saw you guys a while back at ten pin where you guys were kinda lame then i say you at the safe n sound where nobody really bothered to show up im sorry but please work on your shit you need it if you want come to machester and some us will tewach you houw to play for realy with bands like end it all nemic and so forth i see you guys goiong in the same path of pawn unction being a crappy has been nh band see you guys later hopefully you will be better bill

(my response)
for reals dude?! you're going to tewach us houw to play real heavy metal? well if you can play heavy metal as good as you can spell, then i'm afraid that on behalf of §tillbourne, i'm going to have to turn down your generous offer. thanks anyway, freak!

Name: (one of our very first hate entries)
Website:
Referred by: From a Friend
From:
Time: 1999-01-10 05:42:07
Comments: Stillbourne is a bunch of stupid-ass shit. You guys are the damn sorriest bunch of retards I have ever seen. You bytches would not know metal if it fucked you up the ass. Metal is a religion and you bytches are a sacrilige. I will play Bass for you bytches and I will Jam (the fucking neck up your asses). You bytches don't worship Satan, you worship dog shit. If you think for one second that I don't appreciate your brand of shit Metal, you are correct . Dammit, my car is perfectly alright, before I'd drive it over your fucking knee and your elbows. You fucking retards probally even play PEAVEY equipment. President Nixon would be ashamed of you BYTCHES. Bye for now. FAGGOTS!!!!!!

(my response)
is sorriest even a word? you must have been on crack when you wrote this. i'm sorry i wasn't paying attention...did you say something about §tillbourne sounding like cartilidge?? oh i can just picture you. and such vocabulary too...bytches..must have taken you all night to spell out that one. you must be exhausted...so why don't you have a seat on a nice sharp picket fence and take a load off? (not to mention another asshole) Foff!

that's it for now, freaks and phreak-ettes! gotta love all those stick-in-the-ass know it alls! pe@ce!
~*~*SilverCooL*~*~